When was my first time on stage - professionally ?

And what did I do ?

I think it must of been .... Ummm .....  I don't know !?!?!

I geuss it must be when I was super young - I think I must of been two ! Have you ever recieved these big, fat magazines to buy clothes, toys and pretty much anything else that you can sell ? Well I was one of those little babies dressed in pretty yellow dresses embroided with daisies. But you can't really call that performing -can you ? I remember another time - I must

of been about 5 (?), and we went to this show that I can't remember at all. But at the end I was called up to the stage and I thought "Right, I 'll be better than alll them other ones who are clinging on to their mummy's"

"I'm gunna be G.R.E.A.T." I whispered to myself as I stepped into the spotlight ... But seriously what do you think happened ? We were going to sing 'Old McDonald had a farm' the only nursery song that I (1. hated 2.) didn't know one word of ?!?! So in the end (well the first i got chosen first !?!?!) the scary, fat man with a red nose started singing "Old McDonla ....." and when i t came to choosing animals I said "BUDGIES" ?!?!?!? and then he gave me another go...  "SWANS" and the worst bit is that he gave me an  extra go ....  "PIGEONS" ?!?!?!?! I actually remember him "Siiiiiiiigh !" "Come  on one last go sweetheart " "LAMBS ?" "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !?!?!?!" screamed the scary, fat man!

Not a great first memory on stage ......